Funny Dirty Video from Tosh.O

I saw this video on Tosh.O
Loved it because it made me laugh. It was on Tosh twice. I thought I would share it.

Extra Dirty Thursday Continued

After visiting with family and stuffing our faces on this past Thanksgiving, Wyatt and I planted ourselves on our couch and turned on the TV. While flipping through the channels we stopped on Comedy Central and was mesmerized by what we saw. We have never seen this show before or even heard of this guy, but what we saw we knew we had to watch more of him. His show is called Tosh.O and his name is Daniel Tosh. Wyatt and I love him. His show is based on stuff from the Internet. There are some things that gross us out, but I ALWAYS laugh my head off. Sometimes we have to rewind just so we can see the clip again. I always look forward to watching his show.






I love this guy. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.

EXTRA Dirty Thursday

I thought I would do to day extra dirty. I will be gone for a few days and thought that if I did extra dirty that maybe it would tide you over.
On Saturday, Wyatt and I will be going to phoenix and watch the NY Yankees play the diamondbacks. We are so excited. We bought the tickets to the ball game about two months ago. We are staying with our friends Branden and Val who moved to phoenix I think about 3 years ago. They are going to the game with us. Wyatt and I are so excited. We have been wanting to see the Yankees play for a long time. Since we can't afford to go to New York we will settle for seeing them in phoenix. Tomorrow is my 5 year anniversary. I can't believe that Wyatt and I have been married that long. Last Friday was Wyatt's 35th birthday. He still looks great. The baseball game is our anniversary gift to each other and his birthday present too. We will come home on Tuesday and then leave that Friday to go to lake Powell for our annual lake trip and my dads birthday. I'm so excited for the lake too.

So, now on to dirty Thursday.

"WARNING"

Dirty Humor. I am warning you now!

I find these funny and laugh every time I read them, but I know some of you don't share that with me. And that's ok. For the rest of you, Enjoy!

Office Talk Tuesday

Dirty Thursday

Stay tuned for next week's Dirty Thursday!

Dirty Thursday

And..........Your Welcome!

Office Talk Tuesday

Sorry I didn't get Dirty Thursday done last week. I was busy reading a book. No, It wasn't a smut book. I know, surprising huh! So I decided that along with Dirty Thursdays I would do Office Talk Tuesdays. It will also be cards from Bluntcard.

For all my readers, let me know what you would like to see on my blog. I'm sure you get sick of hearing about my dogs. I was thinking of maybe once a month doing a book review. Not all books I read are smut, but they are all romance. It is a requirement that my smut books have romance. If not, it's just dirty reading and I don't want to seem like a perv. Plus, it's always nice when there is love involved.

This year I will not be attending Nationals Bowling in El Paso Texas. I am so sad about it. I actually thought that I would be pregnant by now and that was the number one reason why I wasn't going. Well as it turns out, I could have gone. Oh well.

And now, here is Office Talk Tuesday!

Dirty Thursday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK!!!!
Today is my big brothers birthday. He is 31 years old. I don't have that many pictures of him on my work computer and I used all the good pictures of him last year for his 30th b-day post. Also tomorrow is Dillon's birthday. He will be 23. Dillon is Adrian's(sister) boyfriend. I could only find one picture. All of my pictures are on my home computer. And since today is also dirty/bluntcard/whore Thursday I tried to find some man bluntcards. So here it goes. Enjoy!








Nick went skydiving last year for his 30th b-day. It was also my cousin Nathan's 30th b-day too.

Steph,Nick,a friend,Mike(my cousin Ramie's boyfriend)and my cousin Nathan. They all went skydiving.

Nick with Gavin, Ayden and Athena



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DILLON!


I will see you birthday boys on friday.

Dirty Thursday and 28

I decided that I like the way Dirty Thursday sounds better the Whore Thursday. That and Dirty can cover so much more. Also, today is my 28th birthday. Time goes by so fast when you are older. It sucks. So since it is my birthday, the Bluntcards are directed to me. Is it weird that I post the cards to myself? Oh well. I will post pictures of my presents later. We had my birthday dinner last night because everybody had something going on tonight. Adrian waxed me and tinted my eyelashes for my birthday present. That was a good present. I have been waxing my armpits for the past two months. I think it will be worth it. My Parents got me this planter thing. You can plant things like herbs on top and grow a tomatoes from the bottom. It's awesome. I also got a charm necklace from them. It's like a clear locket and you can buy little charms and put them inside. Way cute!! Us kids got her one for mothers day. Tonight I'm going to watch Wyatt play coed softball. There first game everyone was like "Paige, why aren't you playing?" Um, maybe if I wasn't scared to catch the ball or throw like a girl big time and ran faster, then maybe I would play. I think I'm a pretty good hitter though. So I just go and watch.
I still have so many stories and pictures to post. I will kick my butt in gear and get it done.

Whore Thursday

So I thought I would do Whore Thursday and use the funny Bluntcards. I also said I was going to do Funny Friday or Flashback Friday. We all know how good I was on that. I know that some of these will offend people, so I'm telling you now. I will try to remember to put Bluntcard in the title, so you will know. It won't always be whore's on the post, but none the less some funny ones. When I hear the word whore I think of my friend Jenny. No, she isn't a whore. She used to say "Your mother was a whore" in a Sean Connery kind of voice. I thought it was funny. Maybe it was Ann who said? I think of them both. Maybe Ann made her say it. I don't know. I just know that I laughed. On that note, let the whore(good) time's roll.

Arizona Pinatas!!!

I love the creator at Blunt Card. He always makes me laugh. I had to post this one.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been meaning too and I have stories to tell, but you know how I'm a procrastinator. I will try to be better.

I'm Baaaaack.......

You probably thought that I fell off the face of the earth, but I didn't. February was busy. Wyatt had shoulder surgery the last week of January. He was home for two weeks. The dogs were in heaven having him home. He slept on the couch in the reclining position. I enjoyed having the bed to myself, well except for the dogs. They slept on Wyatt's side and on his pillows. All the dogs love pillows. Anyways, Wyatt had to have surgery on his scapula(?) I'm not sure how you spell it. What was happening was his shoulder blade was rubbing against another bone. It's called snapping scapula. He went in on a Monday and said that this shot he got wasn't helping at all. The doctor had him come in that Thursday and did the surgery. They cut a piece of bone off. It's about two inches long. He asked if he could keep it. It is still sitting in our fridge in a container. He is pretty much healed. He went to a bow shoot last weekend and did great, as always. He is amazing with his bow.
On February 11 my Nana passed away. She was my mom's mom. She is now with my grandpa and probably very happy. She was 93 years old. She had a great life.It was sad. I always hate seeing my mom cry. It breaks my heart. But I know she is happy. I got her button box, which is a box full of buttons. I love it. The button box will be for another post. Besides those two major events, the rest of my time has been spent reading. What!!!! I know. I've been buying books left and right on my kindle. It is so easy. I love it. I've cut myself off for a while. I still have some paperback books that I need to read first, before I buy any more on my kindle. Stupid smut books. I'm so addicted to them. Wyatt the other day came in the bedroom and started biting me. I told him to leave and he was like " I thought that was what you wanted. Don't you read vampire smut?" I said of course, but they don't bite like that. Your just biting to annoy me. He just laughed and left.
We have been trying for a baby for a year now. We have decided to take a break on trying. I think it will help take some pressure off of us. It doesn't feel like a year has gone by, but it has. This Tuesday is my bowling banquet. So no more bowling for me until next fall.
The dogs are good. Shayleigh is growing up so fast. She got fixed last month and is doing good. She is wild, but so are the other two. Bugsy has done something to his hind leg. We think he has sprang it. My poor baby.
Here are some pictures of Wyatt. I don't have any of my Nana on my computer right now, but I will do some later.

Here is his incision. Next winter, he will get his right shoulder done. Yes, both are messed up.



His Lovely Bone


He had to wear this sling and sleep in it for two weeks.


The Bandage


I found this picture of my Nana and Grandpa at my wedding in 2005. My grandpa passed away two years ago.

Twilight, what have you done to my wife

My sister Adrian sent me this video. We both think it's hilarous.
They shot this video in St. George. Enjoy!!!

Naughty Shayleigh Part 2

The week after Christmas, Shayleigh decide she would show her naughty self again. The week just started out crappy. Sunday I went to the movies with Jordan and Adrian and I smashed my hand in between the bathroom door and toilet paper dispenser. Don't ask me how I managed that, but I did. Later that night I catch the side of my knee on a drawer knob on the dresser in the bedroom. So now I have a bruised hand and knee. The knee one was bad. I actually cried on that one. Monday Wyatt calls me at work and informs me that my high heels that I bought in November and stupidly left out, Shayleigh has chewed on. I get home for lunch all pissed off. Wyatt likes to scare me, so the minute I walk through the door he jumps out and scares me. I am sooooo not in the mood for that. I ask where the shoes are and want to cry. He said he didn't spank her when he caught her doing it because it was my fault. I was like are you kidding me! You need to so she knows not too. So then me and Wyatt get in a fight. I go back to work pissed off more then when I left. That night I get on and blog about the dog bed Shayleigh has torn up. While I was blogging, just what Sahyleigh was doing? I lost two more pairs of high heels. The two pair she got where under my dresser in a dust bag. I went to go get in the shower and saw part of the bag was poking out from under the dresser. I go to look in the dog sleeping area and saw not just Sahyleigh, but Lily going to town on the shoes. Bugsy was there too, but we was just laying there with no shoes. I picked up the shoes and lost it. I felt like mommie dearest with the no more wire hangers thing. I spanked the crap out of Shay and Lily. I'm so surprised they didn't pee themselves. Poor bugsy was caught in the middle and looked so scared. I had them all cornered and was screaming at them. After I let them go they all ran into the living room where Wyatt was and Shay was trying to get on the couch by him like her life depended on it. I walk into the living room holding my shoes. Wyatt looks at me and I saw that "These shoes were put up!", that is why you need to spank her. Just so you know, I did not hit them with the shoes. I wanted to, but I didn't. Tuesday and Wednesday were ok. Thursday I started my period and had other lady issues. Way to ring in the New Year. Wyatt was so convinced that I was pregnant. We have been trying for 10 months now. It really doesn't seem that long but it has been. Some people are like that's not to bad. I was like are you kidding me, yes it is. Hopefully 2010 will be better and hopefully soon there will be a baby on the way.

Naughty Shayleigh

I have never had a dog pee on their bedding until Shayleigh. She hasn't peed on the dog beds and blankets for almost two weeks now. I was always told that dogs don't pee on their bedding. LIARS!!!!! Given Shayleigh sleeps on the bed with us and she is peeing on Bugsy and Lily's bedding. But still, she naps on it during the day. I have been so tired of washing the bedding every other day. She peed all over Bugsy electric blanket and he was not to happy about it that night. Since it was in the wash and he had no heat. Poor thing. She has even poohed on it and other dog beds too. The pictures below are of one dog bed that was waiting to go into the wash. I'm not sure who ripped it first, but when I came around the corner and saw Shayleigh tearing up the bed she had peed on, I got the camera. Obvious Lily helped her with some. When I caught them, Lily high tailed it out of there to leave all of the blame on Shay. Shay just looked at me and kept tearing the stuffing out. Needless to say that that bed went straight into the trash. I am waiting until spring/summer to get new beds. Shayleigh is pretty much potty trained now, but the worst is at night when it is really cold outside. She HATES it at night. You take her out and put her down and she looks at you like you are punishing her. We do have pee pads around the house that she does use, so that is nice. The dogs are not allowed in the bedrooms or living room when we are not a around. So if there is an accident, it is on the wood floor or pee pad. Enjoy the pictures.