Thursday, September 2, 2010

Going Private

In October I will be going private. If you would still like to see my blog, please send me your email so I can send you an invite.
I've been getting spam so that is why I'm going private.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Whiskers, Stickers and Pickers Oh My!!!

Sorry I have been gone for a while. Who likes this new thing Blogger is doing with the backgrounds? Not me! If anybody knows how to work with the new stuff let me know.

Now on to what I've been up too the last two months. I will post pictures later.

JUNE: June was a busy month. Wyatt turned 35 on June 11! Crazy I know. A week later on the 18th was our 5 year anniversary. For Wyatt's birthday and our anniversary we went to see the New York Yankees play. They were playing the Arizona Diamondbacks. Wyatt LOVES the Yankees. They usually come to Phoenix every other or every two years. We lucked out this year. We bought the tickets in March or the beginning of April. Our friends Brandon and Val live in Phoenix and they came with us to the game and we stayed with them. It was a blast. It was my first baseball game. We left on Friday 19th and came home on the Tues 22nd. Our first night there we went to a place called Grahams. It has multiple clubs in it. The clubs are small but there is a Country bar, 80's, Hip Hop/Modern and Karaoke. They had a riding bull in the country one and pool tables. We just played pool. Sunday we went to the mall and I bought me an awesome bra from Victoria's Secret. We went to dinner later that night with a couple that were Branden's and Val's friends. Really nice couple and we all got a long. They were funny. There was a liquor store by the restaurant and we went there since it is sooo much cheaper than Utah. We were in the parking lot and the husband( I can't remember the couples names). But the husband looks at Wyatt and says hanging to the left are ya? Both me and Wyatt stop look at each other and of course I have to look there. We both started laughing and then when we were by ourselves we said that was kind of weird and Wyatt was like I've never had a guy say that to me. They were a nice couple, but that was a little weird especially when you just met them a few hours before. Monday was the big day. I didn't have time to paint my nails. I was a little sad. Frank (my boss) has a vinyl cutter and made me tiny ny's to put on my nails. When your on vacation it seems like you have all the time in the world and before you know it, it's gone. That's how I felt. I did buy me a shirt to wear and a bracelet. Wyatt had his jersey he got for Christmas. Val and Branden didn't show their colors. But they told us they were for the Diamondbacks. There was a lot of Yankees fans at the game. I think they said it was sold out. Oh, before the game we went to lunch at this cute restaurant called Uncle Bears Bar and Grill. I loved it. Uncle Bear is a dog. You walk in and the dividers are chain link fence and there are dog bowls full of peanuts on all the tables and you just throw the shells on the floor and they sweep it up. And you can bring in a picture of your dog and hang it on the wall. It was so cute. I wish they would get here. So we go to the game and it was great. The Yankees were playing Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday. We wished we could have seen all three games, but oh well. The Yankees did lose the first game, of course the one we go see but they won the other two games. We decided that for our 15year anniversary that we are going to go to New York and see the Yankees and be tourist. We came home on Tuesday and then went to Lake Powell for our annual lake trip on that Friday and then came home that Sunday. Our poor dogs were going through with drawls. We set up camp on Friday after whacking down bushes so we could have some beach. That sucked. We are trying to set the shade up and I was having some issues with the poles and Wyatt in a joking voice says "Paige, would you get your S**t together". Gavin who is three is sitting there and says "Yeah Paige, get your S**T together". We all started laughing and Wyatt was like sorry, I need to remember to watch my mouth. Saturday we are all sitting around and my brother Nick brings up the "What what in the butt" video/post. He said he actually felt himself getting stupider and didn't finishing watching it. Adrian was like I finished watching it and Wyatt said he couldn't believe I put that on there. I told them I thought it was funny. Later my brother is bent over getting into the cooler and shaking his butt to the music and I said "What what in the butt?" and spanked him. We all started laughing and Gavin goes "What in the butt?" with a really confused look. After that we decided that we wouldn't say that anymore. I still do, but only to certain people. We celebrated my dads b-day later that night. During the day Gavin stepped on a sticker and said "Ow, I got a whisker", Ayden heard him and was like "No Gavin. It's a sticker". My mom goes over and said "Here, let me get the picker out". Ayden corrected her too. He kind of got a little feisty about it. We did the usual stuff like wake boarding and tubing. All in all, we had a great time.

JULY:
July was busy too! Cedar celebrated the 4th of July on Monday. I went to the parade with my parents and sister. Got THE best tigers blood snow cone while there. Then later that night went to my parents house for a BBQ and did fireworks. The following weekend we went to the cabin. And same for the next weekend. That weekend was Duck Creek Days. Wyatt's family had a horseshoe tournament and a potluck on that Saturday the 17th. The weekend of the 24th was Utah's birthday and we celebrated Sam's birthday and had a BBQ at Wyatt's sister's house. And then the last Saturday of July was my 10 year high school reunion. I dragged Wyatt along. It wasn't much, just dinner and a slide show. Teresa and I got some great pictures of us. I will be sure to post those.
Whew.... I think I'm caught up now. I'm leaving for the lake again and the bow hunt is coming up in a couple of weeks. I will be sure to get pictures posted. There are some great ones.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Funny Dirty Video from Tosh.O

I saw this video on Tosh.O
Loved it because it made me laugh. It was on Tosh twice. I thought I would share it.

Extra Dirty Thursday Continued



After visiting with family and stuffing our faces on this past Thanksgiving, Wyatt and I planted ourselves on our couch and turned on the TV. While flipping through the channels we stopped on Comedy Central and was mesmerized by what we saw. We have never seen this show before or even heard of this guy, but what we saw we knew we had to watch more of him. His show is called Tosh.O and his name is Daniel Tosh. Wyatt and I love him. His show is based on stuff from the Internet. There are some things that gross us out, but I ALWAYS laugh my head off. Sometimes we have to rewind just so we can see the clip again. I always look forward to watching his show.






I love this guy. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.

EXTRA Dirty Thursday

I thought I would do to day extra dirty. I will be gone for a few days and thought that if I did extra dirty that maybe it would tide you over.
On Saturday, Wyatt and I will be going to phoenix and watch the NY Yankees play the diamondbacks. We are so excited. We bought the tickets to the ball game about two months ago. We are staying with our friends Branden and Val who moved to phoenix I think about 3 years ago. They are going to the game with us. Wyatt and I are so excited. We have been wanting to see the Yankees play for a long time. Since we can't afford to go to New York we will settle for seeing them in phoenix. Tomorrow is my 5 year anniversary. I can't believe that Wyatt and I have been married that long. Last Friday was Wyatt's 35th birthday. He still looks great. The baseball game is our anniversary gift to each other and his birthday present too. We will come home on Tuesday and then leave that Friday to go to lake Powell for our annual lake trip and my dads birthday. I'm so excited for the lake too.

So, now on to dirty Thursday.

"WARNING"

Dirty Humor. I am warning you now!

I find these funny and laugh every time I read them, but I know some of you don't share that with me. And that's ok. For the rest of you, Enjoy!








Thursday, June 10, 2010

Dirty Thursday




Stay tuned for next week's Dirty Thursday!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Dirty Thursday





And..........Your Welcome!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Office Talk Tuesday

Sorry I didn't get Dirty Thursday done last week. I was busy reading a book. No, It wasn't a smut book. I know, surprising huh! So I decided that along with Dirty Thursdays I would do Office Talk Tuesdays. It will also be cards from Bluntcard.

For all my readers, let me know what you would like to see on my blog. I'm sure you get sick of hearing about my dogs. I was thinking of maybe once a month doing a book review. Not all books I read are smut, but they are all romance. It is a requirement that my smut books have romance. If not, it's just dirty reading and I don't want to seem like a perv. Plus, it's always nice when there is love involved.

This year I will not be attending Nationals Bowling in El Paso Texas. I am so sad about it. I actually thought that I would be pregnant by now and that was the number one reason why I wasn't going. Well as it turns out, I could have gone. Oh well.

And now, here is Office Talk Tuesday!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Dirty Thursday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK!!!!
Today is my big brothers birthday. He is 31 years old. I don't have that many pictures of him on my work computer and I used all the good pictures of him last year for his 30th b-day post. Also tomorrow is Dillon's birthday. He will be 23. Dillon is Adrian's(sister) boyfriend. I could only find one picture. All of my pictures are on my home computer. And since today is also dirty/bluntcard/whore Thursday I tried to find some man bluntcards. So here it goes. Enjoy!








Nick went skydiving last year for his 30th b-day. It was also my cousin Nathan's 30th b-day too.

Steph,Nick,a friend,Mike(my cousin Ramie's boyfriend)and my cousin Nathan. They all went skydiving.

Nick with Gavin, Ayden and Athena



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DILLON!


I will see you birthday boys on friday.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dirty Thursday and 28


I decided that I like the way Dirty Thursday sounds better the Whore Thursday. That and Dirty can cover so much more. Also, today is my 28th birthday. Time goes by so fast when you are older. It sucks. So since it is my birthday, the Bluntcards are directed to me. Is it weird that I post the cards to myself? Oh well. I will post pictures of my presents later. We had my birthday dinner last night because everybody had something going on tonight. Adrian waxed me and tinted my eyelashes for my birthday present. That was a good present. I have been waxing my armpits for the past two months. I think it will be worth it. My Parents got me this planter thing. You can plant things like herbs on top and grow a tomatoes from the bottom. It's awesome. I also got a charm necklace from them. It's like a clear locket and you can buy little charms and put them inside. Way cute!! Us kids got her one for mothers day. Tonight I'm going to watch Wyatt play coed softball. There first game everyone was like "Paige, why aren't you playing?" Um, maybe if I wasn't scared to catch the ball or throw like a girl big time and ran faster, then maybe I would play. I think I'm a pretty good hitter though. So I just go and watch.
I still have so many stories and pictures to post. I will kick my butt in gear and get it done.


Thursday, May 6, 2010

Whore Thursday

So I thought I would do Whore Thursday and use the funny Bluntcards. I also said I was going to do Funny Friday or Flashback Friday. We all know how good I was on that. I know that some of these will offend people, so I'm telling you now. I will try to remember to put Bluntcard in the title, so you will know. It won't always be whore's on the post, but none the less some funny ones. When I hear the word whore I think of my friend Jenny. No, she isn't a whore. She used to say "Your mother was a whore" in a Sean Connery kind of voice. I thought it was funny. Maybe it was Ann who said? I think of them both. Maybe Ann made her say it. I don't know. I just know that I laughed. On that note, let the whore(good) time's roll.



Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Arizona Pinatas!!!

I love the creator at Blunt Card. He always makes me laugh. I had to post this one.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been meaning too and I have stories to tell, but you know how I'm a procrastinator. I will try to be better.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

I'm Baaaaack.......

You probably thought that I fell off the face of the earth, but I didn't. February was busy. Wyatt had shoulder surgery the last week of January. He was home for two weeks. The dogs were in heaven having him home. He slept on the couch in the reclining position. I enjoyed having the bed to myself, well except for the dogs. They slept on Wyatt's side and on his pillows. All the dogs love pillows. Anyways, Wyatt had to have surgery on his scapula(?) I'm not sure how you spell it. What was happening was his shoulder blade was rubbing against another bone. It's called snapping scapula. He went in on a Monday and said that this shot he got wasn't helping at all. The doctor had him come in that Thursday and did the surgery. They cut a piece of bone off. It's about two inches long. He asked if he could keep it. It is still sitting in our fridge in a container. He is pretty much healed. He went to a bow shoot last weekend and did great, as always. He is amazing with his bow.
On February 11 my Nana passed away. She was my mom's mom. She is now with my grandpa and probably very happy. She was 93 years old. She had a great life.It was sad. I always hate seeing my mom cry. It breaks my heart. But I know she is happy. I got her button box, which is a box full of buttons. I love it. The button box will be for another post. Besides those two major events, the rest of my time has been spent reading. What!!!! I know. I've been buying books left and right on my kindle. It is so easy. I love it. I've cut myself off for a while. I still have some paperback books that I need to read first, before I buy any more on my kindle. Stupid smut books. I'm so addicted to them. Wyatt the other day came in the bedroom and started biting me. I told him to leave and he was like " I thought that was what you wanted. Don't you read vampire smut?" I said of course, but they don't bite like that. Your just biting to annoy me. He just laughed and left.
We have been trying for a baby for a year now. We have decided to take a break on trying. I think it will help take some pressure off of us. It doesn't feel like a year has gone by, but it has. This Tuesday is my bowling banquet. So no more bowling for me until next fall.
The dogs are good. Shayleigh is growing up so fast. She got fixed last month and is doing good. She is wild, but so are the other two. Bugsy has done something to his hind leg. We think he has sprang it. My poor baby.
Here are some pictures of Wyatt. I don't have any of my Nana on my computer right now, but I will do some later.

Here is his incision. Next winter, he will get his right shoulder done. Yes, both are messed up.



His Lovely Bone


He had to wear this sling and sleep in it for two weeks.


The Bandage


I found this picture of my Nana and Grandpa at my wedding in 2005. My grandpa passed away two years ago.


Sunday, March 21, 2010

Twilight, what have you done to my wife



My sister Adrian sent me this video. We both think it's hilarous.
They shot this video in St. George. Enjoy!!!