I know, I know, me and my smut books. I posted a few months ago about my love for these books and why I stopped reading them. Well lately I've been reading them and even bought some instead of borrowing them from a friend. I started reading again in January. Well after reading the Twilight series, I decide I liked the whole vampires, wolfs, shape shifters and other things. But I needed more of a rated xx or xxx instead of pg 13. So I got on Amazon and typed in paranormal romances. I have a great book list now. During my search I also came upon paranormal erotica romance. I bought two books from the paranormal erotica. The first one is a book of about 12 short stories and the other is a novel. From the covers to the descriptions, let me just say that I felt deceived. I read the short stories first. All I can say is "What The F". Um, yeah. This book was way more raunchy then I thought. I guess that's what I get for getting it from the paranormal erotica section. I like the stories where they fall in love with one another and stay together forever. Some of the stories were just about hard core sex and were crazy. Where is the love? The book is called "Love on the dark side".

Some of the stories I did like. Here are the ones that scarred me. Let me just tell you why. Don't worry, I won't go into deep detail. One of them was about a lady who falls in love with a merman, or more like a man dolphin. His top half was man and the bottom half was a dolphin. Yes, that means he had dolphin organs "down there". Try picturing it and them getting it on. See why I'm scarred! This other story is from some kind of Japanese myth. The guy is mainly a fox who can shift into a man and other things. When he is in man form, he still has his fox tail. So him and the girl are getting it on and he tickles her "down there" with his tail. Again, WTF! If I knew there was beastiality in this book, I wouldn't have bought it. What a waste of money. I was watching the movie "You got Mail", one of my favorites. Well it showed a cut out of a fox the size of an adult human and all I could think about was that stupid story. The second book was called "The pleasure master".

Don't let the title fool you. They didn't even get it on until the third to last chapter. I think there was 27 chapters. I did like the book though. It had enough raunchiness in it for me and the characters fell in love. It made me laugh. It was about time travel. I also bought about five books at Walmart a couple of weeks ago. When I got home I realized that four of them were about highlanders in Scotland. I really liked those books. I'm about to read one about a pirate. Ahh, such sweet fantasies.
So that is what I have been doing with my life lately. I even been reading the books at work. My bosses make fun of me, but that's ok.
I hope you enjoyed this post.