Sunday, January 17, 2010

Naughty Shayleigh Part 2

The week after Christmas, Shayleigh decide she would show her naughty self again. The week just started out crappy. Sunday I went to the movies with Jordan and Adrian and I smashed my hand in between the bathroom door and toilet paper dispenser. Don't ask me how I managed that, but I did. Later that night I catch the side of my knee on a drawer knob on the dresser in the bedroom. So now I have a bruised hand and knee. The knee one was bad. I actually cried on that one. Monday Wyatt calls me at work and informs me that my high heels that I bought in November and stupidly left out, Shayleigh has chewed on. I get home for lunch all pissed off. Wyatt likes to scare me, so the minute I walk through the door he jumps out and scares me. I am sooooo not in the mood for that. I ask where the shoes are and want to cry. He said he didn't spank her when he caught her doing it because it was my fault. I was like are you kidding me! You need to so she knows not too. So then me and Wyatt get in a fight. I go back to work pissed off more then when I left. That night I get on and blog about the dog bed Shayleigh has torn up. While I was blogging, just what Sahyleigh was doing? I lost two more pairs of high heels. The two pair she got where under my dresser in a dust bag. I went to go get in the shower and saw part of the bag was poking out from under the dresser. I go to look in the dog sleeping area and saw not just Sahyleigh, but Lily going to town on the shoes. Bugsy was there too, but we was just laying there with no shoes. I picked up the shoes and lost it. I felt like mommie dearest with the no more wire hangers thing. I spanked the crap out of Shay and Lily. I'm so surprised they didn't pee themselves. Poor bugsy was caught in the middle and looked so scared. I had them all cornered and was screaming at them. After I let them go they all ran into the living room where Wyatt was and Shay was trying to get on the couch by him like her life depended on it. I walk into the living room holding my shoes. Wyatt looks at me and I saw that "These shoes were put up!", that is why you need to spank her. Just so you know, I did not hit them with the shoes. I wanted to, but I didn't. Tuesday and Wednesday were ok. Thursday I started my period and had other lady issues. Way to ring in the New Year. Wyatt was so convinced that I was pregnant. We have been trying for 10 months now. It really doesn't seem that long but it has been. Some people are like that's not to bad. I was like are you kidding me, yes it is. Hopefully 2010 will be better and hopefully soon there will be a baby on the way.